From "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
Jonathan Harker: She's dead
Van Helsing: No
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu.
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
Renfield: [upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively
] My God! What on earth are you doing to the furniture?
[After becoming a vampire, Lucy tries to seduce Jonathan
Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
[Lucy reveals her cleavage
Lucy Westenra: So are these! Current Mood: entertained
The deleted scene from Young Frankenstein
Frankenstein meets Igor at a dinner party. Igor's trademark hunchback is nowhere to be found.
Frankenstein: "Igor, what happened to your hunchback?"
Igor: "Never at formal occasions, sir."
Bloom: "I'M HYSTERICAL! I'M HYSTERICAL!"
[Bialystock splashes a glass of water in Bloom's face. Pause.]
Bloom: "...I'm WET! I'm WET! I'M HYSTERICAL AND I'M WET!"
[Bialystock slaps Bloom hard on the cheeks a few times.]
Bloom: "I'm in PAIN! And I'm WET! And I'm STILL HYSTERICAL!" Current Mood: in PAIN and WET