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Thursday, May 31st, 2007
9:20 pm
[fierceflavors]
From "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
Jonathan Harker: She's dead
Van Helsing: No
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu.
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
~
Renfield: [upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What on earth are you doing to the furniture?
~
[After becoming a vampire, Lucy tries to seduce Jonathan]
Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
[Lucy reveals her cleavage]
Lucy Westenra: So are these!

Current Mood: entertained
7:00 pm
[marmelmm]
Igor: "BLUCHER!"

(horses neigh)

(Igor grins)
7:25 am
[nefaria]
The deleted scene from Young Frankenstein
Frankenstein meets Igor at a dinner party. Igor's trademark hunchback is nowhere to be found.

Frankenstein: "Igor, what happened to your hunchback?"

Igor: "Never at formal occasions, sir."
11:09 am
[fionacat]
Robin hood: Men in tights.
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.
4:53 am
[kinkyturtle]
The Producers
Bloom: "I'M HYSTERICAL! I'M HYSTERICAL!"

[Bialystock splashes a glass of water in Bloom's face. Pause.]

Bloom: "...I'm WET! I'm WET! I'M HYSTERICAL AND I'M WET!"

[Bialystock slaps Bloom hard on the cheeks a few times.]

Bloom: "I'm in PAIN! And I'm WET! And I'm STILL HYSTERICAL!"

Current Mood: in PAIN and WET
12:24 am
[varro]
From "To Be Or Not to Be"...
..which we saw tonight...

"If it wasn't for Jews, fags, and gypsies, there would be no theater."
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